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Tired Demotivational Poster


HANDY PIERCINGS - Tired of those pesky glasses sliding down your nose? Do you get headaches from tight frames?


TAGS: tired of those pesky glasses sliding down your nose
Rating: 4.19/5

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Hinoron - December 4, 2015, 11:03 pm
I haven't the personal experience, but I would imagine a bar of steel through my nasal bone would hurt more than glasses that squeezed a bit. At worst, I can take the latter off my head for a few minutes of relief without requiring surgery.
Pikeman - June 23, 2013, 2:59 pm
I have considered that.
Chef - June 2, 2010, 6:21 pm
Anyone remember the movie, "The Jerk"? Will this lead to a cross-eyed populace with lawsuits galore?
Derek - June 2, 2010, 6:17 pm
Some people can't wear contacts. Must make washing your face hell though. (You wouldn't want anything to catch your glasses either)
R.S.Jake - June 2, 2010, 3:55 pm
I'm not even going there!
Chef - June 2, 2010, 3:51 pm
Wait til you see what he uses for a BELT!
R.S.Jake - June 2, 2010, 3:45 pm
I don't suppose this person has heard of contacts?


APATHY - I'd post more but I don't really care




Can't -


TAGS: too tired
Rating: 4.96/5

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Silverheart - June 24, 2015, 6:52 pm

Problem is, she just might. With garbage and broken stuff.
concern3 - June 24, 2015, 3:39 pm
great one a 5er


FACING THE WORLD -


TAGS: sleep morning tired good wake
Rating: 4.76/5

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maoworks2 - November 27, 2011, 10:21 am
MAN That Hit's The Spot


SOME PEOPLE ARE RETIRED -


TAGS: realdiceshorty martyyyy realpics oxygen retired
Rating: 3.71/5

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red03golf - May 2, 2011, 1:29 pm
Lack of oxygen - hasn't learned to breath through her ears yet.
Screamin Daemon - January 5, 2010, 9:21 am
Yeesh... here's to hoping that's her real picture... She's going to need all the looks she can get to get through life...
HerculesIsFuckingYourMomAtThisMomentInTimeBeProud - September 1, 2009, 6:53 pm
How dumb can you get?


YOU CAN RUN - But you will only die tired




RESEARCH -


TAGS: foxy dunlop tired collar
Rating: 4.97/5

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Verdeckt - June 10, 2011, 3:59 am
*Decidedly
Verdeckt - June 10, 2011, 3:58 am
Not sure you can help that particular animal Tellit... Looks decided taxidermy-ed
tellitlikeitis - June 9, 2011, 10:57 pm
Although a good idea... sorry, i'm too much of an animal lover for even photoshop.


WHATEVER THE AMBITIONS - It is never too late to give up




HURRY UP AND WAIT -


TAGS: so tired of waiting
Rating: 4.64/5

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Reality Lord - October 1, 2010, 4:18 pm

it WAS my disney trip. beauty spacedog....5L
Feasibly - October 1, 2010, 3:49 pm
Ha Haaaa!!! 5er
Airman - October 1, 2010, 3:44 pm
sounds like our Disneyland trip.. nice one Space


FOLKS IN NEW ENGLAND - are getting a wee bit tired of winter.


TAGS: new england snow winter noose tired
Rating: 3.47/5

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Nicole Umbrianna - January 27, 2011, 9:57 pm
this is too funny!!


OLD MAN LOOK AT MY LIFE -


TAGS: tired out
Rating: 4.78/5

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Airman - July 3, 2012, 12:37 pm
thanks all. I appreciate it
mariand - July 3, 2012, 9:35 am
amsome...
dy2012 - July 3, 2012, 2:09 am
great poster!
spacedog - July 2, 2012, 11:29 pm
Pretty moving poster. 5L
maoworks2 - July 2, 2012, 10:42 pm
Really Good One Airman, Keep It Up. Mao.


REJECTION - Doesn't kill people. Rejected people kill people.


TAGS: tired of rejection kill
Rating: 4.67/5

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forseti - September 9, 2010, 2:25 am
very nice! 5L


FLORIDA - My parents didn't want to move to Florida, but they turned sixty and that's the law.


TAGS: florida retired old sunny
Rating: 4.63/5

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rudeboy308 - May 20, 2011, 7:56 pm
"God's Waiting Room"--that's what we called Florida when I was growing up in that state.
SunnyDay - December 21, 2010, 12:12 pm
the teeth get in the way of all the good stuff anyway
Derek - December 20, 2010, 4:50 pm
Much better the ones with no teeth.
Donkasaurus - December 19, 2010, 10:45 pm
Yeh florida is cool, lots of hot young women...but when you go hunting for an older woman your only option is a melanoma afflicted 60 year old woman with 2 teeth.


THE ETERNAL DILEMMA - Too tired to stay up, yet too awake to fall asleep.




THE ICEMAN - is ready for spring


TAGS: tired of cleaning the driveway
Rating: 3.93/5

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ICEMAN - March 22, 2010, 7:44 pm
Damn kids. That'll teach 'em for walking on my lawn. 5L


TIRED - When your fed up with all the bullshit, tell them how you really feel.




FAMILY FUN NIGHT -


TAGS: so tired of chutes and ladders and candyland
Rating: 4.5/5

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spacedog - April 15, 2010, 7:26 pm
LMAO! 5Ls, sickartist.
forseti - April 15, 2010, 12:10 pm
expansion included?!? 5 ;)


MISS CLAIROL -




BALANCING ACT -




TIRED YET? -




LONG DAY -




AFGHANISTAN WAR STRATEGY -


TAGS: fox news afghanistan war strategy retired general
Rating: 1.91/5
Master - May 25, 2011, 4:08 pm
Looks like the top of Homer Simpson’s head!
rerun - January 13, 2010, 1:52 pm

The cookie monster, on acid.
Me_ - January 13, 2010, 1:34 pm
is that Blinky or Clyde


gone -


TAGS: airman retired make the man a tribute poster already legend friend
Rating: 5/5

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Airman - June 27, 2013, 1:22 am
it ain't over till the Fat Lady sings
GaryO - June 26, 2013, 8:13 pm
Some say lo-o-o-o-o-ve, it is a r-i-i-i-iver…aaahOOOOOO….aahOO, aah, aaaahOOOO, that drowwwns a tender reeeed…..aahOOOOOOOOO…..sorry, just thought we needed that right now…pooper sniff?......anyone?
Greeny - June 26, 2013, 7:44 pm
Easy there steve, some people like to eat while scrolling through place...
steve1961 - June 26, 2013, 12:33 pm
You are needed. Not just for the great posters (iconic is not too strong a word), but we are desperately in need of more testosterone here...we are one Oprah moment away from GaryO and Mord doing a Bette Midler-esque version of "The Rose"...
Airman - June 25, 2013, 11:23 pm
very nice.. I am touched. I really missed being part of this..
MissPriss - April 23, 2013, 11:00 am
Retired huh, well enjoy every minute of it. No matter what else...your avatar was one of the easiest to crop into a poster...sniffle, I mean teehee. 5L for the wonderful send off me Lord.
forseti - April 23, 2013, 2:03 am
Enjoy your retirement, Landman!
- April 23, 2013, 12:04 am
Enjoy your retirement Airman, you are missed.
GaryO - April 22, 2013, 9:46 pm
Amen brother. I didn't know lions could fly until I saw his work.


*Ya-a-a-a-wn* -




GIVE IN -




Baby Steps -




WELDER/DANCER -


TAGS: maniac retired
Rating: 4.75/5

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GaryO - December 15, 2012, 8:09 pm
Dunno, just saw the sweatshirt off the shoulder and thought, dang ‘Flash Dance’ grampa!
maoworks2 - December 15, 2012, 5:19 pm
Who Is That ?


REALITY -




NELLIS AFB - They are quite aware when the flights from Reno land


TAGS: getting tired of scrambling
Rating: 4.08/5

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agdaniele - March 8, 2010, 8:31 pm
I pretended I was returning on the space shuttle, and they were my escort planes. I was equally pleased with the military band that greeted me at the gate... they seemed to have forgotten their instruments, but one of them hummed TAPS as I was cuffed.


MOTIFAKE MEADOWS - very thoughtful of Mr. M to provide a nice place for retired Moderators in the autumn of their lives


TAGS: retired mods
Rating: 4/5

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agdaniele - July 24, 2010, 2:47 am
LMAO! Latin charm.
ICEMAN - July 24, 2010, 2:41 am
Racist!!!!!! You flatterer.
ICEMAN - July 24, 2010, 2:38 am
That being, of course, lard with a nice rack or tortillas
agdaniele - July 24, 2010, 2:37 am
Lard? How racist! LOL!
ICEMAN - July 24, 2010, 2:32 am
Or lard.
agdaniele - July 24, 2010, 2:29 am
I have standards, dammit! Well, it varies anywhere from having a nice rack, to being a warm, rolled-up tortilla with butter.
ICEMAN - July 24, 2010, 2:27 am
I've heard that about you, pretty easy eh?
agdaniele - July 24, 2010, 2:25 am
Only if they buy me a drink.
ICEMAN - July 24, 2010, 2:20 am
Cool, do you do windows?
agdaniele - July 24, 2010, 2:20 am
LOL! No, no... I'm expected. He's tired of mowing his lawn.
ICEMAN - July 24, 2010, 2:19 am
Should we warn Canada then? I mean the motifaker, not the country.
agdaniele - July 24, 2010, 2:16 am
I'm just passing through on my way to Canada.
ICEMAN - July 24, 2010, 2:14 am
Famous last words. Tell that to Sheriff Joe.
agdaniele - July 24, 2010, 2:12 am
INS agents are far less likely to aprehend a "raging" mexican.
ICEMAN - July 24, 2010, 2:09 am
I figured you used it for your high blood pressure. Having to deal with Immigration can be stressful.
agdaniele - July 24, 2010, 2:03 am
Why do you think I took it in the first place! I mean, if you can tip them while sleeping, why should it go to waste?
ICEMAN - July 24, 2010, 2:01 am
Ok, I'm not sure about the changing rooms but, the restrooms don't have doors. I'm just sayin'. And it's easy to kill the viagra, just envision of Mooooooooooooooooooooo.
agdaniele - July 24, 2010, 1:55 am
Ok, there is the occasional misuse at the WalMart changing rooms... but that's only when I need the viagra to stop working.
ICEMAN - July 24, 2010, 1:51 am
LMFAO!!!!!!! Are you sure that is all you use it for???
agdaniele - July 24, 2010, 1:50 am
I'm watching it... that's why I bought the oversized dental mirror.
ICEMAN - July 24, 2010, 1:48 am
Well, you are getting on in years. Time to be watching that prostate like a hawk.
agdaniele - July 24, 2010, 1:44 am
LOL! I've recently learned that you can piss it out. It's done wonders for my capacity.
ICEMAN - July 24, 2010, 1:34 am
You're lucky you've got a waistline with all the gallons of Guinness you consume.
agdaniele - July 24, 2010, 1:31 am
I'm wearin' that waistline a bit high!
rerun - July 23, 2010, 8:39 pm

guess I am the overalls dude
Bartimaeus - July 23, 2010, 8:39 pm
I mean overalls.
Bartimaeus - July 23, 2010, 8:38 pm
Second from the right, third from the left. We all know he wouldn't be caught dead in suspenders.
ICEMAN - July 23, 2010, 8:28 pm
So, which one is Aggy?


That's no ordinary rabbit! Look at the bones! -


TAGS: tired bunny rat purging the evil through coffee silverheart
Rating: 3.89/5

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spacedog - June 3, 2013, 5:46 pm
HA! That's how I feel in the morning, and probably how I look too. 5L


GENERALIZATIONS - All of them are bad


TAGS: i hate myself for making this poster but im tired kind of hope you dont approve this mod
Rating: 2.5/5

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Derek - January 13, 2010, 2:13 am
All true generalisations good. Very good :})


when a turtle loses his shell, -


TAGS: deep thoughts from tired mind
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - July 23, 2016, 2:04 am
I love this kind of humor. I first heard it on The Montel Williams Show as 'Things that make you go hmmmm...'. I've been addicted ever since! I'm glad you liked it! Thanks!
OldIrish - July 21, 2016, 7:51 pm
I love it when you ask open questions that I can give so, so many answers to. UP yours!!!


I'm so exhausted! -




Sexual Advisor -




Time to Retire -


TAGS: i m tired of this sh t
Rating: 4.67/5

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mizzdizz - November 29, 2014, 12:54 pm
Goooooaaaaan! ROTFL! and once again, I choke on my morning coffee!
demon001 - November 29, 2014, 9:56 am
I went to a theatrical performance about puns, it was a play on words.
concern3 - November 29, 2014, 1:48 am
5er WORDS
Oldsod - November 28, 2014, 8:24 pm
Love a bad pun. 5L.
mizzdizz - November 28, 2014, 8:20 pm
Bet this happened on a Monday!


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